TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE -
► Are you in love ➔ Maybe. I’m not really one to fall out of love, it just shifts and changes.
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Yes. Reluctantly.
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ In the end, does it matter?
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Yes. It was horrible and exhilarating. I said I’d be honest.
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Romantic ones? Yes. Absolutely. Very much so.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Define secret admmirer.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Frequently.
► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade.
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Cats.
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Best friends. I get lonely in crowds.
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke. I don’t really like Pepsi very much. At all. Monopoly money.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I’m shit at romance, so night out it is.
► Day or night ➔ Night
► IM or Phone ➔ Phone
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ No. I don’t do anything that half-assed.
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Yes. Well, down, anyway. Still haven’t found a way to defy physics.
► White water rafted ➔ No.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Maybe. If what I think is a jawbreaker is one, then yes.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Absolutely.
► Prank called a store ➔ No. I’m more of a personal prank-caller.
► Skipped school ➔ Yeah.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yes. Though it was quite a while ago now.
► Smile or eyes ➔ A smile that reaches the eyes. Expressive eyes.
► Light or dark hair ➔ Used to be pretty much only dark hair. Recently quite into blonds. It varies.
► Fat or skinny ➔ Lean.
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Taller
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Intelligence. Sapiosexuals unite, talk clever to me.
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship. Though I don’t frown upon a good hook-up.
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Can’t a serious guy be funny? Oh well, poor and funny, but only since you forced my hand.
► Last Phone Call ➔ Markus
► Last phone call you received ➔ Hillevi
► Last person you hung out with ➔ Steph
► Last thing you ate ➔ Toblerone chocolate. Speaking of which - there is such a thing as too much.
► Last thing you drank ➔ Coke.
► Last site you went to ➔ Tumblr
► Last place you were ➔ Guest lecture on Networking.
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ Did you miss the part where I don’t commit to anything?
► When was your last relationship ➔ Do we have to keep doing this. Not recent. At all.
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ Yeah. A few times. It’s a bad idea.
► Do you still love them ➔ Of course.
► Do you and your family get along ➔ Shockingly well, considering.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ Not in terms of family, they’ve always been awesome.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Yes. But only because mom wouldn’t let me and my best friend go camping on the playground.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No. The idea is ridiculous.
► If so, how long ➔
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ Hate is exhausting. I’ve done it in the past, but nowadays I just don’t have the energy for it. Besides, it’s hardly healthy.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ Not all my friends are close friends. And sometimes my friends aren’t very good friends. Sometimes I’m a shit friends. It evens out.
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ I refuse to answer this question on the basis that I don’t want to. Ranking is a shitty practise and I don’t want to engage in it.
► Who knows everything about you ➔ Whoever can read me better. I’m not a big talker, and the best way to start me off is to know when to call me out on my bullshit.