if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners


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This is me.

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my grasp on the english language ranges from college professor to drunk walrus

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ugh job




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When people on Tumblr are so well-spoken and eloquent and have well-formed and strong opinions and arguments and debates

and I’m just sat here like

lol how do you words

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Look at that, I’ve passed 20 000 posts.

Here are some facts about the nutter you’re following, curtesy of custardandbowties

► Name ➔ Alexandra, call me Alex, or anything else you might find fitting. Like José.
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Well that’s kind of the point, isn’t it?
► Are you single ➔ Very.
► Are you happy ➔ Generally. Though the last weeks been a little tough on me.
► Are you Italian ➔ No.

► Are you German ➔ Nope.
► Are you Asian ➔ Another no.
► Are you angry? ➔ Rarely. And not now.

► Are you Irish ➔ No.
► Are your parents still married ➔ Technically.

► Birth Place ➔ Santiago, Chile
► Hair Color ➔ Very dark brown. A friend once called it ‘saturated brown’. Or was that my eyes?
► Eye color ➔ Brown. Potentially saturated brown. Can’t remember, but I was very flattered at the time.
► Birthday ➔ 20th September 1991
► Mood ➔ This is a bit vague. Could be worse. I’m an optimist.
► Gender ➔ Female
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty.
► Summer or winter ➔ Summer
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Afternoon. Though it used to be morning. Sometimes it’s still morning.

► Are you in love ➔ Maybe. I’m not really one to fall out of love, it just shifts and changes.
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Yes. Reluctantly.
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ In the end, does it matter?
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Yes. It was horrible and exhilarating. I said I’d be honest.
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Romantic ones? Yes. Absolutely. Very much so.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes.  
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Define secret admmirer.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Frequently.

► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade.
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Cats.
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Best friends. I get lonely in crowds.
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke. I don’t really like Pepsi very much. At all. Monopoly money.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔
 I’m shit at romance, so night out it is.
► Day or night ➔ Night
► IM or Phone ➔ Phone

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ No. I don’t do anything that half-assed.
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Yes. Well, down, anyway. Still haven’t found a way to defy physics.
► White water rafted ➔ No.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Maybe. If what I think is a jawbreaker is one, then yes.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Absolutely.
► Prank called a store ➔ No. I’m more of a personal prank-caller.
► Skipped school ➔ Yeah.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yes. Though it was quite a while ago now.

► Smile or eyes ➔ A smile that reaches the eyes. Expressive eyes.
► Light or dark hair ➔ Used to be pretty much only dark hair. Recently quite into blonds. It varies.
► Fat or skinny ➔ Lean.
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Taller
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Intelligence. Sapiosexuals unite, talk clever to me.

► Hook-up or Relationship
 ➔ Relationship. Though I don’t frown upon a good hook-up.
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Can’t a serious guy be funny? Oh well, poor and funny, but only since you forced my hand. 

► Last Phone Call ➔ Markus
► Last phone call you received ➔ Hillevi 
► Last person you hung out with ➔ Steph
► Last thing you ate ➔ Toblerone chocolate. Speaking of which - there is such a thing as too much.
► Last thing you drank ➔ Coke. 
► Last site you went to ➔ Tumblr
► Last place you were ➔ Guest lecture on Networking. 

► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ Did you miss the part where I don’t commit to anything?
► When was your last relationship ➔ Do we have to keep doing this. Not recent. At all.
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ Yeah. A few times. It’s a bad idea.
► Do you still love them ➔ Of course.

► Do you and your family get along  ➔ Shockingly well, considering.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ Not in terms of family, they’ve always been awesome.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Yes. But only because mom wouldn’t let me and my best friend go camping on the playground.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No. The idea is ridiculous.
► If so, how long ➔ 


► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ Hate is exhausting. I’ve done it in the past, but nowadays I just don’t have the energy for it. Besides, it’s hardly healthy.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ Not all my friends are close friends. And sometimes my friends aren’t very good friends. Sometimes I’m a shit friends. It evens out.
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ I refuse to answer this question on the basis that I don’t want to. Ranking is a shitty practise and I don’t want to engage in it. 
► Who knows everything about you ➔ Whoever can read me better. I’m not a big talker, and the best way to start me off is to know when to call me out on my bullshit.

Anyone in the class have follow up questions? Find the askbox here. Where it is waiting for you. Lonely. Desperate. Longing.


do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot




One day my life will not revolve around fictional characters.

Today is not that day.

#tomorrow doesn’t look good either

#the rest of the decade is debatable

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do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence