(Source: dallons)
Sherlock → Jim Moriarty
thehighpriestessoftinselat221b:
I won’t ever be able to look at Andrew Scott or Rorschach tests the same way again.
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“Sorry but that’s definitely a butterfly … and he’s having sex.”
MARY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MORIARTY
OMG. YOU NEED TO STOP.
(Source: julesmckenzie)
#early in the morning when Jim is still waking up Sebastian likes to screw with him#he tells him things like ‘narwhals are being secretly bred in Japan’#and ‘Canada is working on building ice bombs for future wars’#and until morning coffee Jim believes every word#headcanon
I now share this headcanon, with pride.

(Source: hiddlywink)
-What I can’t do, for now at least, is work.
“I don’t have a twitter account. It’s terrifying to hear the things that people tweet. It’s like going into a room and being given a big hug, then someone punches you in the face, then they kiss you, slap you and say they like your tie, before they push you out of the room and say ‘Ohmygod, did you really enjoy that hug?’ Meanwhile I’m still thinking about the punch! My answer is: don’t go in the room the first place.”
(Source: cumberbatches)
What are you even saying.
‘That’s awfully clever whuphwhuphwabdkasdkjchickensdakhdbkiwifruits…’
What the hell…
I’m actually crying send help.
(Source: mycroft)
(Source: jim-prideaux)